We broke up because...

47Jacqueline

She played too rough

sanfromny

Didn't like it rough

mandipandi75

Considered pillow fighting rough

slimgirljo15

She spanked me often it hurt

g44219

she liked the spankings a little too much

slimgirljo15

..is that possible ...looked better in my panties than I did ....especially that little black thong

g44219

she always wanted me to wear her panties and heels! those things killed my feet

slimgirljo15

Pfft ..you stole then out of my closet ....I was jealous he got more attention wearing my heels than I did

g44219

she kept slapping my butt telling me to work it

slimgirljo15

^^true story *slap* *work it baby* ..

g44219

hahahaha she left bruises on my butt

slimgirljo15

Didn't like my *love taps* on his butt

g44219

she was abusive..... and a biter

slimgirljo15

..you said you liked it.....he loved it rough but was embarrassed.....tell the truth..

g44219

she got so into it she ignored the safe word

slimgirljo15

I found the neighbour in our closet...he wasn't happy

g44219

I called her by someone else's name at the wrong time

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

We weren't compatible.

Nograce80

Ran away with the duck and I found out on Facebook when he announced their marriage!

g44219

she was a quack

47Jacqueline

He was judgmental

Bonny132

Freaked out when I served up crispy duck for dinner

g44219

she came home from work without knickers on!

Nograce80

It was my pet duck!

g44219

Duck isn't the word I thought she used. She almost beat me to death

Nograce80

He was on fire, I tried to smother it with a blanket and he thought I was trying to kill him

Bonny132

Turned out he had a blanket fetish...

g44219

she got too creeped out by my fetishes

Nograce80

He liked to lick butter off my feet

g44219

her feet were too ticklish