We broke up because...

Kvm11628

He wasn't bossy enough

g44219

thought the proper way to end a date was with a fist bump

Kvm11628

He literally said, let's bump uglies. I mean, who says that?

g44219

said no sex till marriage

LiftingRiot

He gave me a marriage ultimatum and it was feeling quite forced. I need to do it on my own time and it just didn't line up with him I guess

Kvm11628

Stories with him just didn't line up. I think he was lying.

LiftingRiot

She was a conspiracy theorist... Spent most of her days looking for government conspiracies and cover ups.... It consumed her.... I wanted a Dana Scully

Kvm11628

He was more Duchovny in X-Files. I wanted the writer from Californication.

handyrunner

Watched to much tv

qxana1969

Crunched on his popcorn too loudly when we were watching tv - most annoying

Kvm11628

Ate popcorn in bed

handyrunner

Forced me to make popcorn naked

JSurita3

He never wanted to get naked.

striderb

She would never get dressed - wait - let's get back together.

JSurita3

Always picking fights with me.

Kvm11628

She picked her nose

handyrunner

Would never tell me if my fly was down

Kvm11628

He always asked about the obvious

Kvm11628

He complained about the silliest things.

JSurita3

Everything was silly to her.

gcibsthom

She would not stop wearing my underwear

JSurita3

He wouldn't let me wear underwear.

g44219

she was always naked......after I left for work

velocityc6

She never wore underwear so I couldn't shop at VS anymore

g44219

bought underwear for me from VS and I never knew we were dating

Kvm11628

Thought VS was the be all and end all.

qxana1969

left her toenail clippings on the floor

Kvm11628

She didn't like my grooming

guitarrckr

um, got nuthin lol

Kvm11628

He had no creativity