We broke up because...
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Caught her and her trainer in a private room doin the nasty! She claimed that they were just doing cardio!0
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she was a bit of a peeping tom or peeping fab0
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Wouldn't let me say a peep0
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Force fed me the peeps until I puked0
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Used my Peeps to make S'mores Murderer!!!0
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She murdered my Dr Who collection0
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wouldn't let me play doctor0
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Always wanted me to play nurse0
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wouldn't give me a shot0
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Points for you. Good one!
Tested my reflexes by trying to scare me.0 -
honestly.... I thought she liked clowns. I guess just not one walking in while trying to take a shower0
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His big red nose got in the way when we kissed.0
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she put Nair in my shampoo bottle0
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He put nair in my body lotion!
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smeared toothpaste on the toilet seat for me to sit on.
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made me brush her hair 100 times before bed0
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Complained about my beauty regimen, just wanted to look good for him. Sheesh.0
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wouldn't let me play with her hair0
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Lies! He was a liar.0
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Not very tolerant0
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I wanted to be lived, not tolerated. Sniff.0
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he couldnt lift
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asked to work in at the gym and added weight to my bar during her sets0
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couldnt handle it0
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she was a tease0
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Didn't like a little teasing.0
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Couldn't handle the truth0
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Came at me with an axe!0
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Kept saying "all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy"0
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Always misquoted me.0
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