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We broke up because...
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Had a thing for creepy twins.0
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Deathly afraid of anything that came in pairs0
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Would not endorse donald trump0
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Thought that Donald Trump was the savior0
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He knew my poker face0
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I caught him sleeping with Jo0
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Liked to push my buttons. Not in a good way.0
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She had surgery to put a button on her lip... I wanted a zipper0
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Was to fascinated with zippers0
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There was never any time left for sleep...0
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All she wanted to do was sleep0
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She wanted my ovaries. I'm not sure what for, but involved dinner0
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She wanted to become a surrogate mother, I couldn't deal with the hormones0
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Wouldn't stop smiling at me. Even when we were serious lol.0
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She was too somber0
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Never did any housework0
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Wouldn't do housework wearing sexy maid costume0
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Wouldn't tap this a$s while I bent over for her..0
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I'd tap that *kitten* if you bent over...so maybe we shouldn't break up...lol0
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Nope... She's taken. I've got her on tap!0
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We had a deal...I'm ready to go...you wanna break up?? Lol0
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Didn't like fried pickles0
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didnt share her heart0
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She said she wanted my heart..like for real ..wanted to murder me..0
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couldnt dig my sick thoughts0
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She had sick thoughts..and often heard voices ..
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