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We broke up because...
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Was always taking the Lords name in Vain!
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Buttered the toilet seat and then laughed when I slid off!!0
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Couldn't take a joke
Then sued me!0 -
That dress
Played jokes on me0 -
Played with himself instead of me0
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Let people play her
No self esteem!0 -
She only wanted sex once a day...0
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He only wanted it twice a day.0
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She was a gold digger0
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She actually dug for gold. She'd be gone for weeks, sometimes months at a time, digging for gold0 -
I got suspicious of the hole she was digging in the back yard. Six feet deep. ????0
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There's gold in that yard I'd tell her...she was so suspicious I decided to move I to my next victim...um I mean love0
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I don't want to hear it, she wanted to bury me in that hole.0
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She went to settle up property with her ex and I never saw her again!
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She wanted me to settle0
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Hit me with the Holy Bible when I was swearing0
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Being with me was "settling" ugh...0
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I wouldn't marry her...0
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She wouldn't come out of the closet! ;p0
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she came out of the closet!!!0
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He had me in there and I finally escaped!0
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she escaped my clutches.0
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Made me eat weird cereal0
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She was in love with a serial killer!0
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didn't like my cereal!! it's killer!!0
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He was always thinking that fiber optics were reading his mind!0
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Wouldn't tell me what was on her mind0
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I gave him a piece of my mind and he bolted!0
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I wanted a piece of her heart. She gave me a finger. 0
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He didn't like my affectionate sign language!0
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