We broke up because...
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Because @csbnga and me are meant to be0
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She had a thing for @csbnga0
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She was always whining about the time she was jilted by Sparkles!
Who the heck is named Sparkles anyway???
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She only wore sparkles when she went out0
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She wanted to wear me out0
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She always kept the glasses on during private moments....0
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She had the crazy eyes0
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She never let me look at her!0
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Those boobs were always in my face ..0
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She never looked at my face0
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I was always behind her...0
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He could never keep up with me0
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she was always so distant...0
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Disappeared..never seen again0
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Never searched me out0
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Kept a searchlight in the bedroom0
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For the 100th time... It's a spot light0
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She didn't have a g-spot0
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He just couldn't find it0
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She always giggled when I got close it where it was supposed to be0
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he left me to go on a spiritual quest (at Harbor Freight Tools)0
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She liked really big tools and I just couldn't compare..0
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didn't like me because I knew what I wanted0
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Couldn't accept who I really was0
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Never told me who he really was!0
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she lost the key to my chastity belt0
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She was always locked up and I had no access!0
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she didn't know how to pick locks0
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always picking her nose0
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Was always picking his butt..0
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