We broke up because...
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would try to wash my mouth out with soap every time I said "butt"0
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Sat on her Butt all day while I worked three jobs!!!
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She expected to come home to a clean house and dinner, she just didn't understand how exhausting holding the couch down all day was0
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A Couch Potato who should really cut down on the Potato chips!0
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sooo snarky about what I did and ate - can we say CONTROL FREAK?!!!!0
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Every time I came over she would sing this under her breath!
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I needed a back up singer, she always stole the show0
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she stole my lovers to be her back up singers - I was left with no one0
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was a bad back up singer0
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Wouldn't let me lick his abs0
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She was non-stop about sex!0
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because she wanted to dip me in honey first0
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The only sweet thing about him was the leftover honey from his ex0
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He had was obsessed with axes, hung them all over the walls and gave me funny looks when I talked0
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She wouldn't agree what to watch in the evening.
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I didn't think watching the neighbors was appropriate0
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We liked different films0
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kept trying to stick her finger in places it didn't belong0
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Kept trying to stick his fingers in all my friends...0
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his tattoos didn't match mine..
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She wanted us to get matching tattoos from head to toe0
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He hated when I beat him at everything we played0
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she physically beat me0
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He always felt that I was abusive!0
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She was always feeling up the milk man0
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I always brought home the Bacon but she just had to have her milk or else!!!!0
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She cursed me out.
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He called me a Witch!0
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She insisted we take her broom everywhere0
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Couldn't sweep her off her feet.0
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