We broke up because...

Corpsebride81

He was scared to touch my wool

qxana1969

he had too many irrational fears, could barely get him out of the house

RunHardBeStrong

Could never get her to come into the house...

qxana1969

was always leaving a trail of cookies to the bed, she didn't realize she was sweet enough

g44219

wouldn't let me eat cookies in bed

BigDougie1211

They were my cookies

qxana1969

he chose cookie over nookie, it got old

RunHardBeStrong

She wanted his cookies instead of mine

g44219

called her lady part a cookie

RunHardBeStrong

well it is sweet, he didn't agree apparently

Kvm11628

I didn't like her pet names

qxana1969

he liked to pretend he was the cookie monster

Kvm11628

Her leg hair would grow in blue

qxana1969

would floss her teeth with her hair - gross

RunHardBeStrong

Her arm pit hair was longer than my actual hair

g44219

she did this weird thing where she kicked her leg when I scratched her back

Wonderwomanvik

I scratched his back but he wouldn't scratch mine

qxana1969

She liked using her metal cat claws on my back - it was cool until she drew blood

g44219

she would pal punch the hell out of me

Kvm11628

He only wanted to be my pal. I got FriendZoned!

Corpsebride81

She didn't want to be my friend

CherylNTexas

She had to label everything...

Kvm11628

She blew all of our money on organizing supplies at the Container Store

CherylNTexas

Ahhhh, retail therapy. She just didn't get me.

g44219

always served dinner in Tupperware

CherylNTexas

He would never allow me to see anything below his nose.

Kvm11628

Kept sticking her nose in everyone's business.

CherylNTexas

She didn't appreciate my "curiosities."

qxana1969

she called me a freak because of my curiosities.....just wanted her to branch out

RunHardBeStrong

She loved branching out so much she wanted to live in the trees