We broke up because...
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She hated the Tree Hugger in me and called me a Hippie!0
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She took it to the extreme and wouldn't shower for days0
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wouldn't save water and shower together0
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kept asking me to pick up the soap he dropped0
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We only had a tub and had to shower with the garden hose!0
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Caught her showering with him0
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her hose just didn't cut it0
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she yanked the hose too hard0
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He was worried about other guys' hoses0
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He wouldn't let me wear a dress over them. He only wanted me to wear those out...0
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discovered she had a web cam show0
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(how'd you find out about that??
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He had cams all over our house and sold them on the black market0 -
Didn't like extra income0
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Her extra money was dirty, always pulling it out of her g-string0
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she had a tight hold on the purse strings0
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He was too clingy, it got hard to explain why I was wearing him at work.0
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She insisted it was take your kid to work day but I couldn't figure out why she was taking her ex0
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My kids liked my ex better.0
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she had too many kids and lived in a shoe0
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He wouldn't buy us a house!0
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She wouldn't build us a house0
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a tarp over a tree is not a house0
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Wanted to use my duck for target practice.0
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Wouldn't let me cuddle the duck, thought I should only cuddle him0
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was to clingy0
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Had those stupid stick figure clingy stickers in her car. Ugh.0
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Was too judgmental0
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could appreciate my creativity0
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Her creativity only included popsicle stick and coffee filter people0
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was on Judge Judy for emotional abuse0
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