We broke up because...
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wanted to hold court when she caught me sneaking out0
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Was like a drill sergeant in the bedroom.0
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At least I didnt have these! She did!!!0
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I learned that she was the model for the mud flap girl cut outs!0
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Wait. you would find that to be a problem?
Was always free-balling. Too much flapping in the wind.0 -
He preffered blow ups over cut outs.0
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(read my mind on the mud flaps!)
Too much flapping of her lips always spouting off0 -
She had a Blow up doll in her closet!
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she had a secret life as a call girl
Lmao I laugh at truck nuts every time0 -
He was all talk, no action.0
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Hated my cooking!0
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only cook from a can0
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She only eats packing peanuts.0
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She was allergic to Nuts so threesomes were out!
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The wrong things on her got swollen.0
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Left me when I got pregnant and refused to believe it was hers!0
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She believed science could do ANYTHING0
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she knocked up her ex and wanted me to take care of the baby0
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He wore diapers0
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Was judgmental of her Ex's Fetishes although I hear she went along with them!
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told all her friends about my fetishes and they giggled every time I came around
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one of his fetishes involved my friends!!0
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never let me have my fetishes
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his fetishes were bordered on the creepy side0
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lol she called me creepy!0
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he though reenacting horror movie scenes was hot0
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got a little freaked out when I walked 20 yards behind her wearing a hockey mask0
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got worse when he wanted to play like bates motel0
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found my peep hole for room 10
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Was WAY TOO INTO golden showers0
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