We broke up because...
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She kept a coffin in our room for her bed0
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She never washed her sheets0
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She wouldnt do the laundry or the dishes or vacuum or anything else for that matter!!!0
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She thought I was her maid, even bought me a uniform0
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She wouldn't wear the Sexy Maid outfit I bought her!0
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Always trying to dress me in ugly outfits0
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She didnt like this ski outfit I slaved over to make for her!
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She had very strange taste in clothing0
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she always wore hammer pants when we went out.0
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He only listened to one song over and over... Ice ice baby0
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He didn't believe in ever wearing pants whatsoever!0
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She didn't want to move to a nudist colony0
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He was a tree hugger, he went overboard when he started hugging them in the nude0
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She refused to live anywhere except a treehouse0
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I built this with my own two hands and she didnt even appreciate my efforts!
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It wasn't the house - it was the little men she kept that always sang hi ho hi ho its off to work we go.0
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He hated my relatives!0
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One of her relatives tried to kill me with a poison apple0
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She was so into herself she talked to her mirror0
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Lol..instructed some guy to cut my heart out.
Was sent to jail0 -
Refused my requests for conjugal visits.0
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she took me off her visitation list0
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Lies!
His visitation list was a mile long0 -
something would always come up when it was time for her to visit.0
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Wait. I wouldn't break up over that.
He wasn't up for everything. Boring.0 -
she wouldn't play the same games I wanted to play0
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Only wanted to play games..monopoly.snakes and ladders...not really what I wanted to play0
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Was always talking about some guy's snake....0
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