We broke up because...
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was not adventerous enough0
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Too uptight0
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...she needed so much space we that our relationship devolved to having lunch every other Tuesday.0
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He never ventured to the States to see me. Sigh.0
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she never ventured to my state to see me.0
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Was always staring the obvious.0
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Its takes two to tango , never met in the middle0
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Had two left feet0
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Got jealous of other girls at our dance class .0
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Well, you had your hand up their skirts! Mistook jealousy for regret!0
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Got pissed when i said , up here for thinking , down there for dancing0
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He was always pissed. Such a lush.0
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her socks didn't match0
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He called me Waldo0
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she played this game where she would disappear into a crowd and make me find her0
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He stopped looking for me!0
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he had truck balls.... couldn't date anyone with truck balls0
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Tried to get me drunk on rum balls0
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women called him cinnamon. Found out he was a male dancer0
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Didn't like "Cinnamon Girl" by Neil Young.0
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she was a "whiskey girl"0
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Two words: whiskey di@k.0
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haha she hit below the belt. literally!0
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Always hit in other women in front of me.0
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He left me behind the 8 ball0
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Told me I had a lousy rack0
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I could never sleep at night0
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He was a blood sucker0
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she wore a garlic necklace0
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His breath reeked of garlic and onions0
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