We broke up because...
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She wouldn't build us a house0
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a tarp over a tree is not a house0
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Wanted to use my duck for target practice.0
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Wouldn't let me cuddle the duck, thought I should only cuddle him0
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was to clingy0
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Had those stupid stick figure clingy stickers in her car. Ugh.0
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Was too judgmental0
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could appreciate my creativity0
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Her creativity only included popsicle stick and coffee filter people0
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was on Judge Judy for emotional abuse0
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wanted to hold court when she caught me sneaking out0
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Was like a drill sergeant in the bedroom.0
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At least I didnt have these! She did!!!0
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I learned that she was the model for the mud flap girl cut outs!0
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Wait. you would find that to be a problem?
Was always free-balling. Too much flapping in the wind.0 -
He preffered blow ups over cut outs.0
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(read my mind on the mud flaps!)
Too much flapping of her lips always spouting off0 -
She had a Blow up doll in her closet!
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she had a secret life as a call girl
Lmao I laugh at truck nuts every time0 -
He was all talk, no action.0
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