We broke up because...
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He treated our lovemaking like his exercise routine -- A RACE!!! He was always done first!0
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He raped me.0
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bad taste in music0
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He was just way tooooo annoying0
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she demanded not even foreplay but FIVE PLAY0
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Because the alterego was really the ego and had me fooled0
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Didn't like when I woke him up by licking his eyeballs0
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_Alterego_ wrote: »She had a mistress
Didn't like when I wrestled with my mistress in front of him0 -
She told me "we are living in a material world and I am a material girl"...0
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Never skipped leg day.... even when my mother was in town0
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Was way too clingy with his mom... Practically suckling her tit0
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She was always making fun that my Mama only had one breast0
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Of my inability to accurately conjugate verbs...0
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Never wanted to consummate the marriage0
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I only drank tap water...0
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Drank the last of the water in the lifeboat without even offering me a sip0
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Kept offering me water. I don't drink that stuff, fish *kitten* in it!0
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Killed my goldfish..said they were *kitten* in her water0
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Drank to much water and not enough scotch!0
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He kissed a guy0
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She made out with a girlfriend and wouldn't let me join in. I felt so lonely.0
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He stole my panties0
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She never wore any panties0
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He wanted me naked all the time.. and I mean ALL THE TIME0
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She never took her clothes off in the bedroom0
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You never wanted to have sex0
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She said I wanted to have too much sex and she was never in the mood
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You were too small0
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She was so competitive she would pee standing up just to show me "how easy it is"0
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she was dating a small guy on the side0
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