We broke up because...
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He couldnt handle me0
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she was really a man0
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He had a third nìpple0
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Her penis was bigger than mine0
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She wanted a rodeo guy0
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He owned a Ferbie doll0
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she buttered her toast with margarine0
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He gave up too easily0
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She was still chasing the one who gave up on her!0
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Stuck on the one that got away0
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He was stuck in 19880
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You ripped my favourite shirt0
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You ripped my favorite skirt
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You wanted to have a one night stand with me0
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She realized the one night stand wasn't supposed to last 2 years. :-(0
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She wanted to get married after one night together!0
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She didn't do as I asked0
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I proposed so often one knee had a callous on it.1
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He was too committed0
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She had her Ex committed and all he did was ask the wrong person0
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He spoke about work all the time0
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He's a wham, bam, thank you Tam kinda man
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Because we were never together0
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Rooted for the wrong team0
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He called me Stacey0
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He only wrote in Pig Latin0
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She wanted the cute guy at the bar to think she was single cause she wanted to surprise him with a threesome0
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