We broke up because...
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I was always too late0
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We actually liked the same baseball team but he kept trying to fool around during the 7th inning stretch .. his needs couldn't wait the full 90
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He forgot it was Sweet Caroline .. smh0
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He kept confusing Manny Ramirez with Hanley Ramirez .. couldn't get with the times.0
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She kept correcting me all the time.0
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He was too confused hahaha0
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He did not make sense0
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She said I didn't have enough cents. Golddigger!!!0
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She made too much cents and spent them all on lap dances0
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She always wanted me under the table at parties0
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Too much of a Party Girl!
Can't we just Chill!0 -
She preferred clockwise rotations while I preferred counter-clockwise...0
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^^ those feet ponged0
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She always had her mouth open0
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He always did duck face with other guys. :-00
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He wouldn't share my banana split0
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She was going to take the whipped cream off our banana split, but I shoved my face in before she could... :-91
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Kept using all the whipped cream in the bedroom ..Im up 2lb
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She preferred Cool whip over Reddi whip0
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She cheated on me with the pool boy0
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She didnt get me0
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Her alliteration game was always on point, mine on the other hand needed work0
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she refused to sleep on my vintage Star Wars sheets0
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I stuck to his sheets ..he never washed em0
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She would eat asparagus and run out with a cup of her urine every five minutes to ask me if it smells yet0
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Had a pee fetish ..I couldn't produce enough to satisfy him
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she slept 18 hours a day due to her anti depressants0
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He was the cause of my depression0
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She asked me for a tea bag at a tea house and blanched when I really gave her a bag of tea. Apparently she meant something else0
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