We broke up because...
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She couldn't get over that ONE TIME we role played Superman and Lois Lane.
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he didnt like my brazilian food1
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She was always trying to get me to get a Brazilian wax
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Wow, same reason!0
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I saw his Brazilian wax and laughed so hard that he dumped me!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I saw his Brazilian wax and laughed so hard that he dumped me!
u had me LMAO lol
she was traumatized by brazilians0 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I saw his Brazilian wax and laughed so hard that he dumped me!
u had me LMAO lol
she was traumatized by brazilians
She was the only Brazilian I knew who had no Arsse!0 -
She got a Brazilian and then I noticed all the tiny red bumps0
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He had razor burn on his *kitten*FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I saw his Brazilian wax and laughed so hard that he dumped me!
u had me LMAO lol
she was traumatized by brazilians
She said she was going out to the movies with the girls... they I saw her on TV at Festivale inn Rio shaking what her mama gave her!! :-00 -
he was obsesesed with Spanish TV and women who shake it0
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Uhm, YEAH! He never let me be a red-blooded American man!0
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Why oh why did you dump me
He never told me 0 -
I never wanted it to end!! Cone back!0
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Cone back? I was heartbroken when he only wanted a cone..0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Cone back? I was heartbroken when he only wanted a cone..
Words hurt, Jo, Words hurt... LoL! She said we had a cone of silence... She obviously lied! (This ain't easy to do going down the highway at 80 mph, with 1 thumb). :-00 -
SuperStampede wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Cone back? I was heartbroken when he only wanted a cone..
Words hurt, Jo, Words hurt... LoL! She said we had a cone of silence... She obviously lied! (This ain't easy to do going down the highway at 80 mph, with 1 thumb). :-0
Lets not break up..
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Oh, Yes, yes, yes!! I'm on my way back... will you give me a ride on the back of your horse!?!0
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SuperStampede wrote: »Oh, Yes, yes, yes!! I'm on my way back... will you give me a ride on the back of your horse!?!
Yesss I'll give you a ride
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Jo and I broke up because she gave more rides than Uber and Lyft combined!
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He asked for too much0
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She wanted me to beg0
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He didn't beg hard enough0
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She begged to differ0
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I begged he would just be different... like a different sex. :-)0
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I found out he ran my credit report!
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She kept stealing my panties0
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She was prettier then me 0
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She had no idea what she was talking about
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I raided her closet for short skirts0
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