We broke up because...
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He didn't like my new style of Goth!0
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I was only with her for the red hair.0
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I didn't have red hair
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She didn't have red hair. Doomed from the start.0
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She gave me nightmares0
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Truthfully..I wanted the duck more ..0
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She was always going on and on about how many ducks she could handle at once.0
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He always went out and expected me to babysit the duck!0
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She didn't like when I talked to her by quacking.0
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..bad baby sitter ..ran off with the duck 0 -
She caught the plague and died.0
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..he wanted me dead 0
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He was contagious
Some kinda Bird Flu I think!0 -
She left me for Big Bird0
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He was delusional, big bird?!, more like a worm0
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wouldn't take his glitter platform boots off in bed0
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punched me in her "sleep" all the time0
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She wanted to move to the Himalayans and live off the land0
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her garden got overgrown0
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Wouldn't help me trim my hedges0
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lol
he didn't know how to landscape0 -
lies! she never told the truth0
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demanded to watch me mow the yard, said that it turned her on - weirdo!0
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he couldn't handle my truth0
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She didn't know what the truth was. So confused!0
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her truth required us to wear aluminum foil hats while watching tv0
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she tried to pull the wool over my eyes!0
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She kept stealing my wool0
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I have an irrational fear of wool0
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