We broke up because...
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Wouldn't help me trim my hedges0
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lol
he didn't know how to landscape0 -
lies! she never told the truth0
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demanded to watch me mow the yard, said that it turned her on - weirdo!0
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he couldn't handle my truth0
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She didn't know what the truth was. So confused!0
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her truth required us to wear aluminum foil hats while watching tv0
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she tried to pull the wool over my eyes!0
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She kept stealing my wool0
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I have an irrational fear of wool0
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He was scared to touch my wool 0 -
he had too many irrational fears, could barely get him out of the house0
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Could never get her to come into the house...0
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was always leaving a trail of cookies to the bed, she didn't realize she was sweet enough0
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wouldn't let me eat cookies in bed0
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They were my cookies0
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he chose cookie over nookie, it got old0
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She wanted his cookies instead of mine0
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called her lady part a cookie0
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well it is sweet, he didn't agree apparently0
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