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  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    I didn't like her pet names
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    he liked to pretend he was the cookie monster
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Her leg hair would grow in blue
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    would floss her teeth with her hair - gross
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Her arm pit hair was longer than my actual hair
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    she did this weird thing where she kicked her leg when I scratched her back
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
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    I scratched his back but he wouldn't scratch mine
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    She liked using her metal cat claws on my back - it was cool until she drew blood
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    she would pal punch the hell out of me
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    He only wanted to be my pal. I got FriendZoned!
  • Corpsebride81
    Corpsebride81 Posts: 1,188 Member
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    She didn't want to be my friend :'(
  • CherylNTexas
    CherylNTexas Posts: 1,275 Member
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    She had to label everything...
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    She blew all of our money on organizing supplies at the Container Store
  • CherylNTexas
    CherylNTexas Posts: 1,275 Member
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    Ahhhh, retail therapy. She just didn't get me.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    always served dinner in Tupperware
  • CherylNTexas
    CherylNTexas Posts: 1,275 Member
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    He would never allow me to see anything below his nose.
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Kept sticking her nose in everyone's business.
  • CherylNTexas
    CherylNTexas Posts: 1,275 Member
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    She didn't appreciate my "curiosities."
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    she called me a freak because of my curiosities.....just wanted her to branch out
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    She loved branching out so much she wanted to live in the trees

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