We broke up because...

Fvaisey

I don't know... I just want her back!!!

Spnneil06

because he wanted fab back.

Honeysuckle3

She didn't like or appreciate the song I wrote for her

Building_Bulk

She kept breaking my guitar strings when trying to play it while singing her songs

Spnneil06

He liked his guitar more than me.

JenNicole11

He made me swoon too much with his guitar playing

stayfit_ria

She liked guitar players and I couldn't play

keith0373

She likes players period!

stayfit_ria

He could handle an open marriage

JackKopCh

She kept farting in bed

Spnneil06

he wouldn't believe it was the dog and not me. I put him out.

stayfit_ria

She always went out without me.

stayfit_ria

JackKopCh wrote: »

She kept farting in bed

Hun you never eat on a woman about that. Lol

stayfit_ria

stayfit_ria wrote: »

JackKopCh wrote: »

She kept farting in bed

Hun you never eat on a woman about that. Lol

Oops rat on a woman... The other thing I said has a totally different meaning and is encouraged.

Spnneil06

Did like to be eaten on...sorry couldn't help it!

stayfit_ria

She liked food play way too much for what was normal.

JackKopCh

She kept stealing all the covers and I was cold

stayfit_ria

He wouldn't let me warm my feet against him

Spnneil06

Not enough room in our bed for three

Timshel_

She haz a bigger p3n0r than me, and I hate competition.

JackKopCh

She talked to me in notes :P

stayfit_ria

He fell for my sister

JackKopCh

She fell for my brother '

Spnneil06

He said he loved my brother which seemed far fetched because I don't have one.

stayfit_ria

She broke up with me I wouldn't ever be that dumb

JenNicole11

She wanted to marry me AND my brother...in the same ceremony!

JackKopCh

Too damn pretty for me....

stayfit_ria

Isn't that allowed. She couldn't accept my free thinking ways

JenNicole11

She had no limits AT ALL. It scared me.

@JackKopCh‌ I dropped the "L" word and he disappeared!

Spnneil06

She said she loved me on the first date.