We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

He always played with his cars and acted like I didn't exist!

Dared2Evolve

She was too detached.

ironrat79

she wouldn't let me watch morning cartoons and made me go to work

Dared2Evolve

He didn't agree to my choices of cartoons.

JenNicole11

I worked 24-7 and he didn't care.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She never would work extra hours so she could buy me nice things!

Spnneil06

She wanted nice things but I had to shop at the thrift store.

ironrat79

she kept stealing my beanies, I mean my baldness is cold now

mscheftg

He wouldn't let me rub his baldness.

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AkCyclist

I wasn't bald

MathDonkey

He was too hairy

mscheftg

He didn't like my long hair. (which clearly isn't reflected in my current profile pic)

FabulousFantasticFifty

She used her hair to tie me up

Spnneil06

I caught her with someone elses hair tying her up, I was heartbroken.

ironrat79

I was that someone

Spnneil06

there are no words for the betrayal!

mscheftg

She never spoke her mind.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She found out that wisenbsd ties me up with his beard!

ironrat79

I was stealing her hair conditioner for my beard

Spnneil06

He stole more than my conditioner, I came home and my house was empty!

mscheftg

She let people steal our things!

TrailBlazerMN

@Spnneil06‌ I was too rough for her

Spnneil06

he thought he was to rough, but I just meant his legs needed lotion!

JenNicole11

her lotion scent gave me a headache.

fitbit8

She had two names

Spnneil06

I caught him naked with three men.

mscheftg

I had to keep breaking up with her! She clearly didn't get it!

Spnneil06

apparently she wasn't really in love with me, would just reel my in to throw me back out!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She'd keep leaving me for spnneil then kept begging me to take her back!