We broke up because...

AJL_Daddy

Size queen

WarDamnJay

stayfit_ria wrote: »

jday was her boyfriend, they are happy together and i am out of the picture.

I couldn't leave you out!

Canwehugnow

He was too cute for me.

Spnneil06

he was leaving me for Ria!

Spnneil06

I think we all type tooooo fast!

stayfit_ria

wait...no....we can all share. she didnt want to share!!

AJL_Daddy

I was a SLOW typer.

mscheftg

Obviously obsessed with @Spnneil06‌

WarDamnJay

Heartbroken!

Spnneil06

Did like to come home to bunnies boiling on the stove.

AJL_Daddy

Too skinny. Daddy likes some cushion for the pushin.

MaxPower0102

she was always last to get my obscure movie reference, like "Give him half a 28yr old"

Canwehugnow

Because I was too much cushion. Lolz. @AJL_Daddy

Spnneil06

AJL_Daddy wrote: »

Too skinny. Daddy likes some cushion for the pushin.

was obviously thinking about the wrong girl!!!

Spnneil06

Canwehugnow wrote: »

Because I was too much cushion. Lolz. @AJL_Daddy

She stole my man with her "cushions" How am I supposed to compete with those ladies?

AJL_Daddy

Stuck my wick in everything that moves.

msh0612

constantly trying to compete

stayfit_ria

complained that I was seeing a different girl..not true

AJL_Daddy

Annoyed by me saying I WIN after coitus.

WarDamnJay

Kept sending conflicting signals!

AJL_Daddy

Wouldn't bring said other girl to bed with us!

Spnneil06

Found out he was dating my ex boyfriend.

mscheftg

She kept trying to convince me that we could share a guy... he always went with her instead.

MathDonkey

She was jealous of her ex gf

stayfit_ria

only because he was still seeing her and wouldnt share

WarDamnJay

I'm willing to share!

MathDonkey

He shared things I didn't want to know

mscheftg

I tried to get him to share his feelings and he clammed up.

Spnneil06

She would bait me into talking about my feels for my ex's then berate me all night.

MathDonkey

She didn't like it all night long...