We broke up because...
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She didn't like me being an animal in the bedroom0
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I thought she didn't like being an animal in bed...0
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The truth is I was seeing them both, but then they started having the same stories to tell me, I soon realized they were ALSO together, don't do love triangles.0
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She didn't like to try my new sexual positions that I based on geometric shapes...0
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Seriously!? Who can twist themselves into a decagon?0
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I had to go to lunch, and an hour with out was too much for her to handle0
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how do you even do a pentagon, let alone an octagon? I was sore all the time!0
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She wouldn't even try a rhombus!0
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She couldn't handle the triangle!0
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I was more of a square.0
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She liked doritos and I like pringles0
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Once she popped my top she couldn't stop0
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I didn't like her symbolism.0
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She said I can have her cherry. She lied!0
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She mistakenly thought i was a virgin!0
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I meant the one in my drink!0
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he always insisted there be a cherry on top.0
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Lied to me about the questionable purchases made at the Children's Place...0
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Gave me a venereal disease.0
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He was OBSESSED with Legos.0
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He had this weird distinctive smell....0
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picked my perfume out then said it smelled weird on me.0
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Took too long to get to the Big O0
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was a minute man and thought it was my fault!0
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Couldn't handle my stamina0
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Has a lower back tattoo with the words EXIT ONLY0
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Nope a flaming sun. Touch at own risk.
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All he wanted was my back side!0
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She wouldn't share her backside.0
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