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We broke up because...
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And he liked it so much that he wore it to dinner too!0
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She tried to eat the banana! Teeth are no fun!0
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He only liked women without teeth0
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TouchéMathDonkey wrote: »He only liked women without teeth
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He thought me dentures were unsexy.0
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She talked like a pirate0
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She thought I was too dirty!0
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He wanted me to pay for the sexy time,0
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He didn't like dirty talk0
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She was more interested in Keith than me.0
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She wasn't very interesting0
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She didn't like to share0
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She was more interested in other girls than me!0
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He complained about stupid things0
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Don't like donkeys0
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First he wasn't interested, now I say stupid things, my mom was RIGHT about this one!0
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Switch my brand name coffee to a store brand. Who. Does. That?!!!0
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I couldn't stop staring at her booty!0
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This baby had too much back0
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Stared at other girls booties blatantly in front of me, would even point them out and say "damn baby, why can't yours look like that one"0
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She refused to do squats!0
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I did too many side bends and sit ups, but I still lost my butt0
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This just never worked out for her0
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She thought working out her arms was anywhere near as important as doing squats!!!0
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I ended up looking disproportionate big butt teeny arms, he was disgusted at that point.0
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Couldn't accept that I wasn't born with a booty... I'm German!!!0
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All she ever wanted to eat was schnitzel0
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He always wanted the lights off.0
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