We broke up because...

ItsMeGee3

And he liked it so much that he wore it to dinner too!

keith0373

She tried to eat the banana! Teeth are no fun!

MathDonkey

He only liked women without teeth

keith0373

MathDonkey wrote: »

He only liked women without teeth

Touché

Spnneil06

He thought me dentures were unsexy.

MathDonkey

She talked like a pirate

keith0373

She thought I was too dirty!

Spnneil06

He wanted me to pay for the sexy time,

sw33tp3a11

He didn't like dirty talk

Spnneil06

She was more interested in Keith than me.

MathDonkey

She wasn't very interesting

sw33tp3a11

She didn't like to share

WarDamnJay

She was more interested in other girls than me!

MathDonkey

He complained about stupid things

conangt87

Don't like donkeys

Spnneil06

First he wasn't interested, now I say stupid things, my mom was RIGHT about this one!

sw33tp3a11

Switch my brand name coffee to a store brand. Who. Does. That?!!!

WarDamnJay

I couldn't stop staring at her booty!

msh0612

This baby had too much back

Spnneil06

Stared at other girls booties blatantly in front of me, would even point them out and say "damn baby, why can't yours look like that one"

WarDamnJay

She refused to do squats!

msh0612

I did too many side bends and sit ups, but I still lost my butt

MathDonkey

This just never worked out for her

Spnneil06

jdayvolt wrote: »

She refused to do squats!

lol....that's all he wanted me to do. I was like what about my arms??

MathDonkey

She thought working out her arms was anywhere near as important as doing squats!!!

Spnneil06

I ended up looking disproportionate big butt teeny arms, he was disgusted at that point.

WarDamnJay

Spnneil06 wrote: »

jdayvolt wrote: »

She refused to do squats!

lol....that's all he wanted me to do. I was like what about my arms??

Couldn't accept that I'm a booty guy!

mscheftg

Couldn't accept that I wasn't born with a booty... I'm German!!!

MathDonkey

All she ever wanted to eat was schnitzel

MuirinArcher

He always wanted the lights off.