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I tried to wear my Arcobello Oilers jersey to the Pens game....

He's infatuated with Randy "Macho Man" Savage

He kept thinking he was superman

he didn't understand my infatuation with superman.

She thought everyone had to be superman!

She never wanted to take a shower

He thought he was randy macho man savage.

She didn't like it when I yelled "OH YEEEAAHH!!!" in the bedroom!

he snapped into a slim jim. which was just weird.

She said I reminded her too much of her ex. He had a beard!!! I don't have a beard. I don't I tell ya.

She didn't like beards

she didnt like my goatee

He kept a goat and milked it

He is fine with donkeys but hated my goat. I didn't like the double standard.

She referred to her goat too much!

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She wanted to replay like animals...sounds and all!

She wanted to do it goat style and I wasn't sure what exactly that meant

She always made animal noises!

He didn't get the lingo

He had his own lingo... "That's like so sheep baby, so sheep...." wth?

I was making fun of her for watching "that's so Raven"

This was getting too weird even for me

He hated Raven Symone. He had a fan club for her when he was younger, wrote her a love letter and she snubbed him. He dumped me because I laughed when he was telling the story and crying.

She wasn't sensitive to my feelings

kept wanting me to say snap into a Slim Jim while we were doing it

He had a thing for Randy Savage, called me his slim jim!

She dated guys that said things that were so 10 minutes ago

She didn't like my Ultimate Warrior outfit!