We broke up because...

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msh0612

he didn't like bacon. Nuff' said! LOL

blossomholly

She liked bacon

Misshodge64

Couldn't dabce like Beyounce

msh0612

Wore her pants like Steve Erkle

SojournerThirteen

She stalks Steve Erkle

msh0612

He sounds like elmo

SojournerThirteen

lmao

She throws daggers at me (ducking and jumping out of the way)

Oops_Myhaloslipped

He could only go one round...

TrailBlazerMN

She could only go two rounds

msh0612

LOL

he didn't jump fast enough

Oops_Myhaloslipped

TrailBlazerMN wrote: »

She could only go two rounds

Oh honey,if you only knew

TrailBlazerMN

@Oops_myhaloslipped exactly...if you only knew

msh0612

we all know lol

TrailBlazerMN

@msh0612 lol how did that secret get out?

emilee974

He loved his car more than me... He would marry it if it was possible

Misshodge64

I don't have FACEBOOK

Darkhawk1969

i couldn't compete with her

elephant2mouse

He was too conceited

TrailBlazerMN

@baconboobies‌ I always had to initiate and be on top

emilee974

I didn't want a man who spent more time in the bathroom than I do

Darkhawk1969

baconboobies wrote: »

He was too conceited

She refused to get to know me

vaidd

I got to know @Darkhawk1969‌

elephant2mouse

I didn't look good enough in red for him.

emilee974

She always said she was not good enough... I wanted her to be more self confident!

abtronic1

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SojournerThirteen

@emilee974 she took a chainsaw to my Dodge Ram Bighorn

emilee974

@SojournerThirteen‌ It was just a misunderstanding. I thought you told you wanted an open-top car.

elephant2mouse

She was too funny, I was constantly peeing my pants laughing.

TrailBlazerMN

@baconboobies‌ I JIMPed every time she looked at me