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he didn't like bacon. Nuff' said! LOL0
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She liked bacon
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Couldn't dabce like Beyounce0
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Wore her pants like Steve Erkle0
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She stalks Steve Erkle0
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He sounds like elmo0
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lmao
She throws daggers at me (ducking and jumping out of the way)0 -
He could only go one round...0
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She could only go two rounds0
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LOL
he didn't jump fast enough0 -
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@Oops_myhaloslipped exactly...if you only knew
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we all know lol0
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@msh0612 lol how did that secret get out?0
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He loved his car more than me... He would marry it if it was possible
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I don't have FACEBOOK0
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i couldn't compete with her0
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He was too conceited0
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@baconboobies I always had to initiate and be on top0
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I didn't want a man who spent more time in the bathroom than I do 0
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baconboobies wrote: »He was too conceited
She refused to get to know me0 -
I got to know @Darkhawk1969 0
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I didn't look good enough in red for him.0
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She always said she was not good enough... I wanted her to be more self confident!0
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@emilee974 she took a chainsaw to my Dodge Ram Bighorn0
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@SojournerThirteen It was just a misunderstanding. I thought you told you wanted an open-top car.0
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She was too funny, I was constantly peeing my pants laughing.0
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@baconboobies I JIMPed every time she looked at me
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