We broke up because...

He has a penis

He was always so shady

She was way too into symbolism

Things were just too quiet around her

tinamarie0604

Because he never took off his sunglasses

She didn't understand that when you're cool, the sun is always shining

He kept talking about places where the sun doesn't shine... I got scared

blossomholly

He loves shark fin soup

He wouldn't join me on the dark side.

She always wanted the lights off

She only wanted it in "her dark side".

He was scared of the dark

I wasn't scared, I just liked the other options. She was insistent

He was a whiner. Like full on baby whine.

stayfit_ria

She was stingy and never wanted to turn on a damn light

I told her that I loved Wine and then she started calling me a Whiner!

ilfaith

No. Never. We are never breaking up.

She drank all the wine and then whined when it was all gone!

She's a little aggressive

Didnt like when I got rough!

stayfit_ria

Liked it too much and it freaked her out.

mscheftg

She found that I actually like guys...

She didnt appreciate the female in me!

mrsmartinez99

She didn't appreciate the females I brought home

Sinistrous

I looked and looked for days to get junk shots in my inbox, they never appeared.

mrsmartinez99

She ate all the bacon...unforgivable