We broke up because...
Replies
-
Bathroom hog0
-
Always makes piggy noises directed at me!
0 -
Apparently I was too raunchy...
Haha 0 -
released too much flatulence in bed0
-
won`t share his protein drink with me0
-
He wanted to use my eyelash curler0
-
she got mad when I would lick the lipgloss off her lips instead of kissing her.0
-
-
it wasn`t strawberry he just like chocolate shakes0
-
He would disappear on laundry day0
-
She would disappear on bathroom day0
-
I was in the bathtub waiting for her but she would just ignore me while she scrubbed the toilets!0
-
-
She gets really stupid about cleaning the bathroom!0
-
She always called me stupid0
-
When I said I really want a dum dum, she thought I was calling her stupid. I just wanted a sucker!0
-
First she calls me stupid, then a dummy now I'm a Sucker?
0 -
I asked her to clean my pipes, but she didn't get my drift...0
-
Pipes!!! Pipes!!! I thought she said pots. No wonder she looked confused when I told her to do it herself.0
-
I kept telling her 'no Sweetie the pot goes in the pipe, not the other way around!' She just never got it!0
-
What I don't get it!!?? I never got her she gave up and dumped me0
-
I was always lost0
-
I found her. She was with my brother...
0 -
See? This was her attitude and us on a daily basis!
0 -
She smelled like a pipe0
-
This content has been removed.
-
You will have to tell me. I wouldn't ever break up with a 10.
0 -
This content has been removed.
-
This content has been removed.
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 397K Introduce Yourself
- 44.2K Getting Started
- 260.9K Health and Weight Loss
- 176.3K Food and Nutrition
- 47.6K Recipes
- 232.8K Fitness and Exercise
- 456 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.7K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153.3K Motivation and Support
- 8.3K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.5K Chit-Chat
- 2.6K Fun and Games
- 4.5K MyFitnessPal Information
- 16 News and Announcements
- 18 MyFitnessPal Academy
- 1.4K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 3.1K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions