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We broke up because...
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Bathroom hog0
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Always makes piggy noises directed at me!
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Apparently I was too raunchy...
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released too much flatulence in bed0
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won`t share his protein drink with me0
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He wanted to use my eyelash curler0
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she got mad when I would lick the lipgloss off her lips instead of kissing her.0
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it wasn`t strawberry he just like chocolate shakes0
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He would disappear on laundry day0
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She would disappear on bathroom day0
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I was in the bathtub waiting for her but she would just ignore me while she scrubbed the toilets!0
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She gets really stupid about cleaning the bathroom!0
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She always called me stupid0
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When I said I really want a dum dum, she thought I was calling her stupid. I just wanted a sucker!0
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First she calls me stupid, then a dummy now I'm a Sucker?
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I asked her to clean my pipes, but she didn't get my drift...0
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Pipes!!! Pipes!!! I thought she said pots. No wonder she looked confused when I told her to do it herself.0
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I kept telling her 'no Sweetie the pot goes in the pipe, not the other way around!' She just never got it!0
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What I don't get it!!?? I never got her she gave up and dumped me0
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I was always lost0
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I found her. She was with my brother...
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See? This was her attitude and us on a daily basis!
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She smelled like a pipe0
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You will have to tell me. I wouldn't ever break up with a 10.
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