We broke up because...
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SHe couldn't stand that I swung both ways.0
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She always wanted to play on my swing set0
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The swing set was for wimps...I showed him my helter skelter but he wasn't impressed...pushed him off0
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He made me take turns on the playground0
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I was just trying to bond with his daughter.0
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Found rust on his swingset0
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She found fault in everything about me0
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he was a little rusty...0
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She was insulting and called me mean nick names.0
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Didn't like to enjoy the Classics, only wanted to do crazy new stuff!0
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She didn't like my preferred music0
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He was a Fan of Conway Twitty and Tammy Wynette0
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He has never seen The Wizard Of Oz0
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She was cheating on my with MathDonkey, but accused me of being the cheater!0
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She was CRAZY, obviously. Made up lies about me!!0
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It's just what we do - she won't give me back my stocking cap and I am pissed about it
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He won't give me back my underwear so until then the cap is mine!~0
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I stole her underwear... I have my reasons.0
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I told him those stocking caps never worked and he needed to get Trojans!
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She was always reading Homer's the Iliad. Never paid attention to me0
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He wouldn't do math equations with me... said that he did it all day at work.0
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He wanted to use the whole tub!!! I just wanted a little bit for myself!0
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Said she only wanted a "little" bit0
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She wanted me to watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo with her0
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He stole from my purse all the time0
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Only because he Drools over her mother!
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Because she just made me throw up in my mouth
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MathDonkey wrote: »Said she only wanted a "little" bit
When I said "little," he thought I meant little.
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He wouldn't Vomit in the toilet like a normal person!0
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