We broke up because...

MathDonkey

He had a genius midget with him everywhere went.

MathDonkey

I always thought I was pregnant

jrline

wanted me to go to the Justin Bieber concert

msh0612

he wore skinny jeans all the time

Spnneil06

Bieber was his ex and I couldn't hang with that! Who knows where you have been!

MathDonkey

She got sick of buying me new jeans when Id always rip through mine trying to put them on

jrline

Her infatuation with Chumbawumba

msh0612

he made chubaca sounds in bed

MathDonkey

He got mad that when I got knocked down, I got up again...

Spnneil06

He wanted that song to be played at our wedding for our first dance.

mscheftg

She had it all choreographed.

47Jacqueline

She didn't like to plan ahead.

MathDonkey

She left me at the alter

Spnneil06

She ditched me at the alter.

jrline

Her Love of Lisa Loeb glasses

FabulousFantasticFifty

He loathed Lisa Loeb

jrline

She always wanted to do it with Green body paint on us so we could pretend we were Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

wiseblueberry

He made a big deal out of a little body paint and saying the word "Cowabunga" Sheesh.

Spnneil06

I found green paint in certain places and soon figured out the truth! It still hurts.

jrline

thought that a flannel nightgown was sexy

FabulousFantasticFifty

He had Mother issues and wouldn't call me Momma!

xxoneluckygirlxx

wouldn't let me celebrate halloween all year long

MathDonkey

Always wanted to dress up as a "sexy ninja turtle"

Spnneil06

Didn't like my foreplay.

stayfit_ria

she only wanted foreplay

ELiCiT23

didnt go down long enough

Sinistrous

They kept smacking my butt when I fell asleep

mscheftg

He had unrealistic expectations.

Spnneil06

When hey said go down I thought he wanted me to sleep on the foot of the bed. I was broken hearted!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Only wanted two minutes that's it!!!