We broke up because...

Spnneil06

She lacked stamina!

ilfaith

She lacked patience

silviaG07

He took too many pictures without me

MathDonkey

She was never around

stayfit_ria

Didn't understand my special needs

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stayfit_ria

He never wanted to get it on in the short bus

Spnneil06

I could deal with the short bus, but the helmet was too much.

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MathDonkey

He said Poe-Tate-oh, I said Poe-tot-oh

FabulousFantasticFifty

He clearly can't speak English! ;p

ttcbelieve

He spoke spanglish

jrline

Kept drinking all my booze

Spnneil06

Said my accent was funny! i don't have one!

stayfit_ria

She hit me in her sleep

MathDonkey

I couldn't understand a single word she said.

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loyal_winborn

She is a masseuse and I am an IT Director. She would not give people a message as it is what she does for a living, and that included me her then boyfriend. She asked me to fix her laptop computer. I said no, because that is what I do for a living. We broke up.

Spnneil06

I never understood his feelings.

MaxPower0102

Could never interpret facial expressions

Spnneil06

would speak to me ONLY in facial expressions and grunts, felt like we went back to the caveman days. However I did love it when he would drag me into the bedroom by my hair!

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msh0612

he wet the bed

Spnneil06

she made us wear plastic sheets due to her ex bf!

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Spnneil06

he was so secretive.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He had deep dark secrets he would only share with msh!

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jrline

She kept stopping to give mouth to mouth to roadkill in an attempt to revive it

MathDonkey

He just couldn't keep it going...