We broke up because...

mscheftg

He was teaching the kids how to shoot guns...

AgentOrangeJuice

didn't know how to handle my rifle.

MathDonkey

Had an unreasonable hatred of beards

Badger_Girl99

He just doesn't get me.

ExNihil0

I do

Badger_Girl99

We broke up?

msh0612

he was always clean shaven.

mscheftg

He wanted to get married before we ever started dating.

Spnneil06

commitment issues

ELiCiT23

Didn't let me hit it as much as I wanted

RunTimer

wouldn't accept my 3 other wives

palwithme

He wanted to get married right away but couldn't afford a ring.

mscheftg

Only because he wouldn't let me have another husband.

Spnneil06

gold digger!

mscheftg

I was trying to stop picking my nose!

palwithme

He kept calling me a gold digger, but I didn't think having a job was too much to ask.

msh0612

never got the movies I was quoting

palwithme

Our dates consisted of boring, stupid movies.

jrline

The Hello Kitty fetish

Spnneil06

Wouldn't sit still long enough to watch a movie, constantly had to be doing something.

mscheftg

Because the movies sucked.

msh0612

constantly ask questions about what would happen next even tho neither of us had seen the movie before.

palwithme

Constantly checked his phone for MFP updates while at a movie.

MathDonkey

Didn't understand my addiction to the MFP breakup thread!!!

Spnneil06

Only ever wanted to date me so he could break up with me on the mfp thread.

palwithme

Threatened to break up with me over the MFP thread, so I dumped him first.

MathDonkey

She used me for my body, then criticized MY motives!

stayfit_ria

She talked too much and I wanted more action

msh0612

Only dated me for my PS3

stayfit_ria

I couldn't keep up with this thread and got dumped