We broke up because...

mrsmartinez99

he took better selfies than me

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MathDonkey

His standards were too high

dylan_a_fit

we wanted to explore being strait

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mrsmartinez99

He kept asking me to "99" with him.....Still not sure what that is

mscheftg

Maximus wrote: »

George?

good thing no one else is in the office! I busted out laughing!

mscheftg

She was behind on the slang...

mrsmartinez99

She kept saying words like "twerk" Fleek" "Fo Sho" "YOLO" and "Hatar"

Spnneil06

he didn't like my cute names for his body parts

mscheftg

She was afraid to use the actual terms.

dylan_a_fit

her nickname for my parts was "tiny"

ELiCiT23

He's only in it for the hookups brah

mrsmartinez99

he lied and told me it was tiny

MathDonkey

She kissed her mother with that mouth...

Spnneil06

He didn't like that I was a hit it and quit it type!

ELiCiT23

She was a hit and quit and I waned to keep hittin it

MathDonkey

She used me!!!

JenNicole11

He complained about being used, but then complained about not being used, too.... so confusing.

mrsmartinez99

he used all my lotion

MathDonkey

She had *kitten* lotion and I got an Indian burn on my "football"

Badger_Girl99

He had an Indian burn. Eww.

Spnneil06

We couldn't be intimate because of his burn, I need it every night.

mscheftg

She wasn't compassionate.

MathDonkey

She was too impatient

Spnneil06

He took forever to do anything, I was kept waiting for hours while he trimmed his facial hair JUST right!

mscheftg

She wanted everything on HER time.

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MathDonkey

She considered 5 minutes "hours"!!!

Again, so impatient!!!

Spnneil06

He had no sense of time, in bed who thought we were there hours when it was 5 minutes, when he's getting ready he thought 2 hours was 5 minutes!