We broke up because...
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He wanted to eat the roadkill.0
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He runs over animals on purpose for Fab!0
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She criticized me for being poor and getting food where I can
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he ate out of dumpsters0
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her iPod sucked0
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He would only use a Walkman!0
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She broke my walkman because I made fun of her ipod0
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she was too cool for me0
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He was lazy, refused to go to the gym with me, and ordered Domino's pizza on a daily basis.
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he would say "bu duh dun" after all his jokes0
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He claimed he was Superman but wasn't!!!0
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Still uses a 1200 baud modem0
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Made fun on my technology knowledge.0
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I said I wanted her to be a FREAK, not a geek0
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He was so Freakish that he scared the little kids in the neighborhood!
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She wanted 20 kids, I was already done child bearing!0
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She didn't like kids and hired some guy to scare them off.0
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wasnt freaky enough0
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I thought she said "geeky"0
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all those golden showers he receive0
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I drew the line when she wanted to involve power tools and yellow canaries!
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She kept talking about her ex.0
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because she kept asking about my ex.0
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I wanted to date her ex!0
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she couldnt take the D0
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always eating pickled pigs feet0
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I couldn't swallow those HUGE vitamin D pills, it made him angry!0
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He always talked in code and I never "got it" ! ;p0
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She didn't get my genius0
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He was constantly late0
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