We broke up because...

MathDonkey

Made fun of me that I could only handle 2 minutes

Spnneil06

He can't tell time, it had been 200 minutes and i was worn out.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Yup! He just couldn't handle all of this!

mscheftg

She was way more than I could handle.

keith0373

She couldn't handle much at all

mscheftg

He thought he was a lot to handle... just ended up being boring.

Spnneil06

he wanted to use that fish in our bedroom!

MathDonkey

She couldn't handle the smell of his fish

MathDonkey

I mean I couldn't...lol

mscheftg

He got tongue tied...

conangt87

She couldn't control her flatulence

Spnneil06

MathDonkey wrote: »

I mean I couldn't...lol

he was into some freak foursome action, one being a fish!

Spnneil06

mscheftg wrote: »

He got tongue tied...

She mad fun of my tongue, I think it's cute to talk like elmer fudd!

juhnell2610

i wanted her toque and she wouldn't give it to me

jt_omalley

Said he "liked" Justin Bieber.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She said she "liked it" with someone else!

conangt87

Put mustard on my sandwich when I asked for mayonnaise

mscheftg

He told me yesterday that he likes mustard better. Can't make up his mind!

MathDonkey

She got upset about conversations I had with other people

mscheftg

I told him I didn't care, as long as he kept coming home to me.

FabulousFantasticFifty

These conversations were while we were having Sexy time!!!

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Spnneil06

He wasn't open to new things!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was too open! She even had a Neon sign on her bedroom door!!!

KristanLyn

She was too kinky for me...

mscheftg

I just wanted to try *something* new.

SJunczyk

He liked to click
His mouse more than me

JenNicole11

I never understood what he was talking about.

JenNicole11

I was obviously too slow for her.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She never could see the difference between the Male and Female form!