We broke up because...

MathDonkey

I was too devilishly handsome, funny, and charming.

(And I had to bow out for a while)

msh0612

He was full of himself... but rightfully so.

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FabulousFantasticFifty

She couldn't stop pining over MathDonkey! ;p

JenNicole11

SHe was Fifty Shades of Fabulous and it intimidated me!!!

msh0612

LMAO! Time out- Im not getting any work done.. hahah anyone else getting paid right now?

JackKopCh

She ate my skittles

msh0612

he couldnt taste the rainbow

stayfit_ria

She kept gong on about rainbows and unicorns

JenNicole11

she told me i was crazy

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out from her Ex that she escaped the Asylum!

stayfit_ria

Lies all lies she just didn't like my kids

palwithme

My kids didn't like him.

palwithme

@msh0612 I lost my job because I was MFP all the time. He found out and dumped me.

conangt87

I suddenly realized I was dating hello kitty and i'm not cool with that.

Go_Mizzou99

She always reminded me of a cartoon.

FabulousFantasticFifty

His previous Girlfriends were figments of his imagination!

palwithme

He said he didn't want to date someone who pretends she is a cat. But, who doesn't?

Go_Mizzou99

She kept winking and giving me the OK sign

msh0612

He thought Peace sign was "OK"

JenNicole11

she wasn't very peaceful

conangt87

She couldn't handle my constant need to get down

missyj1115

Was always a constant battle between giving and receiving

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wouldn't finish fixing the roof!

palwithme

He didn't know how to communicate his needs.

stayfit_ria

Talked to much and showed too little

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always gagged me during Sexy Time!

stayfit_ria

You said you liked the cuffs and gag.

Spnneil06

I didn't mind until she left me there for a whole day, I really had to pee.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Plays Kinky sex games with other Women! ;