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khara2012
Why did you break things off with the person who posted above you?
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Spnneil06
In sexy time, he HAD to wear a costume, the manly ones were okay but Cleopatra was a bit over the edge!
MathDonkey
She laughed when I wore my Xena Warrior Princess costume
Spnneil06
I bought him the hercules costume, he stole my Xena, plus I got jealous that he looked better in it than I did, strong leg muscles!
merlewalton
He lied to compete in the special olympics
WarDamnJay
She looked better than me in the Hercules costume
Spnneil06
He was too in to Kevin Sorbo for my liking!
MathDonkey
She didn't understand the greatness of Kevin Sorbo
Spnneil06
I did understand the greatness for Kevin Sorbo, I named my dog after him (true story), made him jealous and he couldn't deal.
MaxPower0102
Would quote all of Sorbo's lines from God is Not Dead....in Pig Latin. Was kinda creepy
Spnneil06
Was jealous of my pig latin skills! Wishes he was bilingual too!
MaxPower0102
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4ever420
He was so hard to understand
Spnneil06
She never even tried to understand me!
AgentOrangeJuice
Still posts way to much on the chit chat threads, even though I gave her a second chance
Spnneil06
I didn't value his opinions of what I did on my own free time, told him if he didn't like it "hit the road"
4ever420
We broke up???
Spnneil06
just a break up to make up, make up sex!
stayfit_ria
Spnneil06
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just a break up to make up, make up sex!
Because I was never invited to her make up sex sessions
AgentOrangeJuice
kept calling her Dia-ria
WarDamnJay
Me neither!
Spnneil06
She cheated on me every time we had a fight, thought "we were on a break"
jrline
Before I lost weight kept making me dress like Cartman from South Park
WarDamnJay
She watched way too much 'Friends'
Spnneil06
He made me watch friends all night then got made because my mind remembers too much and I could quote it word for word.
Go_Mizzou99
She spell mad wrong
Spnneil06
totally a know it all, I couldn't say one word wrong!
Darkhawk1969
So thought l was too pervy for her
keith0373
He thought someone could be too pervy for spnneil!
Spnneil06
He told everyone who would listen how freaky I am, could never look my grandparents in the eyes again.
jrline
insisted I wear a banana hammock to the beach
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