We broke up because...

mscheftg

She insisted on using dairy... it made me sick.

AJL_Daddy

Didn't like pudding.

stayfit_ria

Would let me lick off the chocolate frosting after i dipped him in it.

arwFTW

Acted like a 14 year old.

Spnneil06

I was only a 14 year old, and she found out.

AJL_Daddy

Acted like a 12 year old when her birth certificate CLEARLY showed she was 13.

mscheftg

Was just too weird for me.

AJL_Daddy

Insisted she rode the school bus since she was an undercover cop posing as a student.

mscheftg

When I said the ladies brought me treats, he thought I was being metaphorical for sexual favors...

sw33tp3a11

she lost my dog

keith0373

She wanted the sexual favors!

Spnneil06

he was giving out sexual favors behind my back.

WarDamnJay

I don't know why, honestly!

stayfit_ria

I was her FWB and her boyfriend found out. It was either me or him and she picked him.

WarDamnJay

I couldn't choose between her and Spnneil06

mscheftg

I felt like he was never happy...

stayfit_ria

jday was her boyfriend, they are happy together and i am out of the picture.

sw33tp3a11

He was very indecisive

Spnneil06

Cause I'm a player and I got caught dating all of them! I couldn't choose, they are all so yummy!

MathDonkey

She pressured me into all my decisions

stayfit_ria

he was always a couple step behind and once i am done with him i will be the same...lol

this thread moves too quickly!

keith0373

She offered it all. I was taking my time trying each...

Spnneil06

didn't know what he was talking about.

AJL_Daddy

Fed chocolate to my dog.

davemacdonald1

stole my toque

stayfit_ria

Spnneil06 wrote: »

didn't know what he was talking about.

sorry hun not leeting you go...but she thought i was stalking her and put out a restraining order on me.

MathDonkey

He couldn't ever stay on topic

mscheftg

He always wanted to talk about one thing...

AJL_Daddy

was a biter

Spnneil06

wrote out our discussions for us to read, including bedroom time. If I said the line wrong I got a spanking!