We broke up because...
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Insisted on doing back flips everywhere we went0
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did a back flip in the restaurant and wiped out the waiter0
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You kept bringing my head into your crosshairs
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He wouldn't shave..got tired of hairs in my teeth
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she had someone else's hair in her teeth and couldn't explain why0
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She didnt allow happy hour every night0
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I couldn't ever make her happy0
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She was depressing0
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she was always too freaking happy
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Lol...geezus..talk abou grumpy ..0
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coz she beat me to a pulp
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He forgot the safe word and I hurt him
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Had short term memory lose because of her
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she put the handcuffs on too tight and roughed me up0
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she looked innocent but I discovered she wasn't 0
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He liked his abs more than me.
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she just wanted to lay around outside in the grass0
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She always needed reassuring...0
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never reassured me0
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He was too sassy.0
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I hurt him..Im sorry I didn't hear you say the safe word0
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..called me a liar 0
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selective hearing. Told her she only heard what she wanted to hear. She said sure I'll have another beer.0
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he kept putting sedatives in my beer - liked me better unconscious0
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She was always cleaning me up like I was her kid...i can wipe my own mouth!0
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She changed her last name to mine after a week of dating.0
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