We broke up because...

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  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    he wanted to get matching tattoos - ummmm no
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    I woke up to her tattooing her name on my face
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  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    changed her facebook status to "in a relationship on the first date" :confused:
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    found out he had a whole 'nother family across town
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    got a call from an unknown number...she pulls a knife and screamed "who is she?"
  • Sniper_Chick
    Sniper_Chick Posts: 1,703 Member
    strange woman came to the door looking for him
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she told me if I see you talking to another woman...well just remember my username is sniperchick
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,843 Member
    Refused to answer the door day or night.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    she was always spending the night at the neighbor's told me they needed a nanny but their cars were always home..
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    she hated playing "I spy"
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    after she took out the restraining order and had me locked up. I send her a message saying it was over
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  • J383
    J383 Posts: 4,574 Member
    He was too serious for me
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    she wasn't serious enough always breaking my fragile heart
  • J383
    J383 Posts: 4,574 Member
    I told her I had duct tape for it.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    She duct taped my mouth and my nose while I was asleep :open_mouth:
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  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she made a duct tape dress and sang Lady Gaga songs constantly
  • J383
    J383 Posts: 4,574 Member
    edited April 2016
    he didnt like me keeping him tied up
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    I let her tie me up but then she just took off with my debit card.
  • J383
    J383 Posts: 4,574 Member
    Ran out to get more rope...kept blowing up my phone before I could return
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she gave me rope burn in a place that shouldn't have rope burn
  • J383
    J383 Posts: 4,574 Member
    He didnt like my roughness
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she ignored the safe word
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    She thought she could handle the rough stuff...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was always calling Griff a Girl! Meanie!!! :angry:
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    I don't know what's going on today...lol. So many people posting at the same time

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