We broke up because...

g44219

hahaha when she got out of the jail... she always carried a shank on her

slimgirljo15

Was afraid of me..

Kvm11628

LIked to hide in the closet then jump out and say Boo! Childish.

g44219

she got pregnant after I had my vasectomy

Kvm11628

Refused to believe in miracles.

g44219

refused to take a paternity test

Kvm11628

Life with him was like living on a Maury Povitch episode.

g44219

her family reunions were like a Jerry Springer show

Kvm11628

Kept getting up in my face and saying, "Oh no you didn't!" anytime I suggested we do anything fun.

g44219

she wanted me to go to counseling

Kvm11628

Told me to go to he**!

g44219

hahaha I thought that was where she was from

Kvm11628

Conveniently "forgot" where I lived.

rockgoddess2016

She left me for griffk00

g44219

caught her fooling around with my ex

rockgoddess2016

griffk00 wrote: »

caught her fooling around with my ex

Hahahah

g44219

seriously I caught her in the act and she just laughed it off

Kvm11628

Our love was just an act for him. Sniff.

g44219

she acted out scenes from movies while I was trying to be serious

Kvm11628

Well, they were "special" movies.

finny11122

She never listened to me . In one ear out the other

Kvm11628

Thought my ears were my best feature.

J383

She was at the neighbors house every night...

Kvm11628

She did not like to socialize.

g44219

I thought she was the salt to my lime. Turns out she was the salt to my open wound

Kvm11628

Caught him doing body shots with someone other than me....

g44219

she touching some guys abs at the gym....

Kvm11628

Told me to get my abs in shape

finny11122

She was violent . I was a battered husband

Kvm11628

Covered me in cake batter. Ewwwww.