We broke up because...

g44219

she hit me with a bat

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g44219

she thought I said hit the balls! I said have a ball... have a ball!

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g44219

she was hard of hearing

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g44219

lol ouch

she was frigid

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g44219

said she wasn't putting out until I put a ring on her finger.

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g44219

told me the prince albert piercing wouldn't hurt

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g44219

lol she thought the appropriate ending to a date was a fist bump

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g44219

always had a "headache"

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g44219

tried to give me aspirins shaped like blue diamonds

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g44219

she got drunk and told me to grab my toes so she could show me where the wild goose goes

Kvm11628

Kept goosing me at church

g44219

she would get right beside my ear and crow like a rooster to wake me up

Kvm11628

He was allllllways right. Felt like he made me eat crow all the time.

g44219

fed me actual crow for dinner. I wondered why she wasn't eating

Kvm11628

Put rat poison in my coffee.

slimgirljo15

Didn't believe me when I said they were just sprinkles

NYactor1

Was always putting sprinkles all over...

rockgoddess2016

Not into sprinkles

VikMcAnik

She moved north...

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rockgoddess2016

lauranorr wrote: »

He wouldn't go south

Nice