We broke up because...

VikMcAnik

I gave her everything I had but she wanted more...

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Had nothing left to offer.

mamajkeach

he sat on my kitten and laughed

J383

She got mad when I wore her clothes...I thought we shared everything

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slimgirljo15

Borrowed stuff but never returned it

J383

She always brought home underwear...and it wasnt hers

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finny11122

She peed the bed every night .

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mamajkeach

She tried to stab me

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backontheattack

She wouldn't let me streak

mamajkeach

She couldn't handle this

Noelv1976

She couldn't handle anything

slimgirljo15

Nope didn't happen..still handcuffed downstairs

RunHardBeStrong

I went downstairs to do laundry one day and a man was handcuffed down there! I ran!

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Acacia_Evers

She kept putting my bras in the freezer.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I caught him spiking my coffee with Speed!

Jess89000

She was too clingy

Noelv1976

Had a wig

slimgirljo15

^^addict

backontheattack

He made me wear the wig when we went out

Noelv1976

Never shaved

FabulousFantasticFifty

Caught him waxing my

back

when I was sleeping!

Noelv1976

Slept upside down. So weird

FabulousFantasticFifty

He snored too loud and I had to sleep on the foot of the bed!

Acacia_Evers

Her eyes were too green for me. I could never focus on anything else!

savannahribeiro

She posted so many selfies!