We broke up because...
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She didn't like me groping her with my rubber gloves.0
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She was the little probelm0
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Omg that sounded mean0
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She was too hot to handle0
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she stuck me with a hot poker0
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He was always trying to stick me with his poker
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She wanted his poked instead of mine..0
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Her sandwiches were dry.0
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always showing off his pecs0
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Never showed off her pecs0
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Always touching other peoples pecs0
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She was way hotter than me.0
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Always yelled "tada" when she was done0
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he was a bit rough...see his pic that was his favourite move...he called it "tender"0
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She never would let me pull her hair
But she did like to be choked0 -
Too violent lol0
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She didn't like it rough
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my thrust power was not strong enough0
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He lost his license after one too many speeding tickets. Didn't want to drive him around town.0
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She wouldn't go to the drive in
Do they still have those anywhere?0 -
Took me to the drive in and left me there0
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Drove me to drink0
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She drove drunk all the time... went to jail.0
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Always used to stare at me0
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Tripped me on the stairs and laughed0
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she never found my jokes funny0
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Made a funny face when I told her I loved her0
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Called me a clown0
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Wandering eye0
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Always made fun of my wandering eye!
Not to mention my unattractiveness!
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