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We broke up because...

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  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Played me for a fool
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Played me like a tool.....
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    he got deployed and I told him I wasn't waiting for him
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He was so impatient I told him I was going to the bathroom and he left.
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    She had such a potty mouth
  • TaDa_Babe
    TaDa_Babe Posts: 18 Member
    He refused to smile for me.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    after every thing she did she would raise her hands and say "Ta da!"
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    He wanted me to applaud his every move!
  • bhouchen2014
    bhouchen2014 Posts: 3,715 Member
    She kept spanking my *kitten*.....too hard too hard
  • bhouchen2014
    bhouchen2014 Posts: 3,715 Member
    And by *kitten* I mean *kitten*
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    edited April 2016
    bhouchen2014 wrote: »
    And by *kitten* I mean *kitten*

    she set me up in the break up thread to get punished by mfp moderators lol
  • bhouchen2014
    bhouchen2014 Posts: 3,715 Member
    griffk00 wrote: »
    bhouchen2014 wrote: »
    And by *kitten* I mean *kitten*

    she set me up in the break up thread to get punished by mfp moderators lol

    Lol never falls for the bait
  • TaDa_Babe
    TaDa_Babe Posts: 18 Member
    I can't break up with you yet. I'm waiting to see the moderators rip into you. Then we will break up because you got butthurt.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she pulled a bait and switch on me... lured me to her house with this picture. Didn't look anything like this when I got there
  • J383
    J383 Posts: 4,574 Member
    He wasnt fond of my basement
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    the carpet didn't match the curtains
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    he didn't like that I didn't have carpet... ;)
  • Forestgirly
    Forestgirly Posts: 2,700 Member
    She was old fashioned
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    Lol she said things sometimes that made me lose my train of thought
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    I didn't like her fashion sense
  • J383
    J383 Posts: 4,574 Member
    Wore a tutu during dinner.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    She didn't like my choice of dinner attire
  • bhouchen2014
    bhouchen2014 Posts: 3,715 Member
    He thought dinner attire meant he could come to the table naked
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she wouldn't tryout the nudist lifestyle with me
  • bhouchen2014
    bhouchen2014 Posts: 3,715 Member
    griffk00 wrote: »
    she wouldn't tryout the nudist lifestyle with me

    I tried but he wouldn't let me leave the house naked...ever
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she caused traffic jams in front of our house when she went to water the plants in the front yard
  • Mile_High_Runner
    Mile_High_Runner Posts: 56 Member
    She drank straight out of the milk carton.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He was a germophobe wore gloves for everything and I mean EVERYTHING
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she wouldn't let me play doctor
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    He wouldn't go see the doctor about his little problem...

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