We broke up because...

g44219

I saw the bachelorette party video

Kvm11628

He starred in one too many bachelorette videos....

finny11122

She was anyones after a glass of wine

g44219

she was a fighter not a lover

FabulousFantasticFifty

Got upset when I started using him as s punching bag!

g44219

she didn't understand that particular bag wasn't intended to be punched

Kvm11628

LOL. You are cracking me up today.

He liked to flash his bags to the public.

g44219

lol she wasn't into exhibition

Kvm11628

Wouldn't go to museums with me when I was in NY. There were so me great exhibits!

g44219

she got lost in New York. Never came home

Kvm11628

He claims he lost my number

Forestgirly

She was overrated

Kvm11628

She never got the hang of the game

Forestgirly

She was clingy

g44219

she just used me for a booty call

slimgirljo15

Two words..No Sex

Kvm11628

No cuddles!

g44219

he idea of cuddling was just touching her cold feet to my leg

Kvm11628

Ate all the legs from the bucket of chicken - those are the best ones!

nitroalley

Said I had chicken legs

g44219

he always skipped leg day

nitroalley

Never pulled my leg

Kvm11628

Always said, "Pull my finger."

g44219

she would never pull my finger

J383

Never kept his hands to himself.

rockgoddess2016

Wanted to play jungle animals in bed

Noelv1976

Never shaved, so always looked like a jungle down there

J383

He said he liked to play in the bushes

g44219

she never invited me to play in the bushes with her

Just_J_Now

Wanted to play in other people's bushes.