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We broke up because...
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She did not tell me of her millions0
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Always mistaking me for someone else0
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She didn't like cheesecake0
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he wanted to hike everywhere we went0
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We never went anywhere0
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Well he's a guy. The beard should have been a hint but I was drunk.0
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I found out about his one night stand with Nitro!!!
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she wasn't over her last relationship0
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He stopped coming over. I got the message.0
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she started making too many frequent "business trips" to NY....0
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Always wanted me to dress like the statue of liberty and I wasn't allowed to move once in costume0
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she broke character while role playing! Never break character!0
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All he wanted was to roll play. I got tired of playing Boy George0
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lol she drove me crazy singing Karma Chameleon all the time!0
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He kept dating do you really want to hurt me? He was way too into BDSM0
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She wanted to get a donkey involved0
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She kept calling my other Lover an Azz!0
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Snored. Too many loud zzzzs0
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she was narcoleptic. she would fall asleep while I was talking to her0
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He was boring!!!0
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She had wacky expectations0
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she rated me a zero0
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creeped me out when he wanted to play sesame street0
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she said I looked like big bird0
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He wanted to be tarred & feathered!0
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She was way too into discipline0
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Would never let me "Punish" her!0
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she said if you want me to stop just use the safe word. Then she put ear plugs in!
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Bought plugs (OMG)0
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Every time I returned from the Toy store she would run out the house screaming "OMG!!!!!!"0
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