We broke up because...

oberon0124

She did not tell me of her millions

Kvm11628

Always mistaking me for someone else

Hiker_Rob

She didn't like cheesecake

g44219

he wanted to hike everywhere we went

nitroalley

We never went anywhere

GymRatSF

Well he's a guy. The beard should have been a hint but I was drunk.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out about his one night stand with Nitro!!!

g44219

she wasn't over her last relationship

Kvm11628

He stopped coming over. I got the message.

g44219

she started making too many frequent "business trips" to NY....

cmDaffy

Always wanted me to dress like the statue of liberty and I wasn't allowed to move once in costume

g44219

she broke character while role playing! Never break character!

cmDaffy

All he wanted was to roll play. I got tired of playing Boy George

g44219

lol she drove me crazy singing Karma Chameleon all the time!

Kvm11628

He kept dating do you really want to hurt me? He was way too into BDSM

Brimixed

She wanted to get a donkey involved

FabulousFantasticFifty

She kept calling my other Lover an Azz!

Kvm11628

Snored. Too many loud zzzzs

g44219

she was narcoleptic. she would fall asleep while I was talking to her

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was boring!!!

Kvm11628

She had wacky expectations

g44219

she rated me a zero

Sniper_Chick

creeped me out when he wanted to play sesame street

g44219

she said I looked like big bird

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wanted to be tarred & feathered!

Kvm11628

She was way too into discipline

FabulousFantasticFifty

Would never let me "Punish" her!

g44219

she said if you want me to stop just use the safe word. Then she put ear plugs in!

Kvm11628

Bought plugs (OMG)

FabulousFantasticFifty

Every time I returned from the Toy store she would run out the house screaming "OMG!!!!!!"