We broke up because...
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She made me watch Peewees Big Adventure 27 times!0
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She got tired of watching pee wee!!0
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She always left the bathroom door open0
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She would bathe with me0
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She bathed everyone in compliments but me0
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She worked in a manure factory0
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She never visited me at the manure company0
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She smelled funny0
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She thought I was creepy always smelling her hair0
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I think she was collecting my hair for a voodoo spell!
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She was alwaz corrictimg my speling0
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Was illiterate0
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cooked meatloaf every night for a week and said I was too picky for complaining on the 7th night0
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His meatloaf just wasn't up to snuff0
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It was't her meatloaf it was her tacos0
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I caught him eating a taco @lauranorr 's house!0
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Kept too many secrets0
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She kept on winking at everyone.0
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Made fun of my tic0
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her "tic" was good gaming guys in speedos0
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He wore a speedo. Blah.0
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she never wore anything I bought for her0
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What he bought could best be described as cotton balls and dental floss.0
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She secretly loved to flaunt her dental floss.0
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She was always talking about dentist stuff.0
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He wouldnt show me his face!!!!0
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