We broke up because...

jen_bush

he was delusional

Kvm11628

Her psychiatric medicine was too much of a hassle

brillmer87

i got tired of fighting all the men off of her

jen_bush

she was too bitchy

austin0321

daddy issues

jen_bush

true story lol

he cheated on me with my mum

austin0321

her mom know how to take it

jen_bush

he's a necrophiliac obviously

FabulousFantasticFifty

Though he claimed to be Clark Kent, I found out he wasn't Superman after all!

austin0321

she was into guys that carried a purse

jen_bush

... so was he

Kvm11628

She didn't like my accessories

austin0321

she "loved" the dog a little too much

jen_bush

I really did - so I dumped him. dogs come first.. also, he thought I was having sex with the dog, but really it was his brother. oops

austin0321

she said I took too long preferred it to be quick

jen_bush

he just couldn't finish at all

brillmer87

LOL, shes savage. i like it

FabulousFantasticFifty

Would always ... & run!

austin0321

had an orgy with my friends

jen_bush

watched my brother shower

g44219

it was a trick I discovered her and her brother were the same person

jen_bush

I found out he's married and has 3 kids

austin0321

idk she keeps begging to come back

jen_bush

He loved me too much

g44219

she went back to her ex

FabulousFantasticFifty

He threw me out!!!

jen_bush

she burned my house down!

brillmer87

id never break up with her, f this game

Kvm11628

She didn't like the Talking Heads - dealbreaker

g44219

her collection of Matt Damon bobble heads was just weird